What would be the best way to approach each of the zodiac signs?

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

SagittariusWhat would be the best way to approach each of the zodiac signs?
Capricorn- Tell them a joke, they like humor.

Aquarius- idk, i never can seem to befriend them, but i guess they're attracted to people who are loud, and draw attention to themselves.

Pisces- Just be kind to them. They like fairness, and maybe a good joke.

Aries- compete with them. They love competition. And joke around with them, be wild. We Aries LOVE adventure.

Taurus- Ooh, hard one. I guess give them food or money, they're very materialistic. And they like people who make them the center of the universe. Basically follow them around and serve them like their king and queen.

Gemini- Just talk to them. They are VERY communicative. Be loud and noisy and party with them.

Cancer- Don't piss them off. Joke around, but don't be too wild.

Leo- These girls are born to party. Just party around with them. Laugh, have fun, be carefree. Just don't contradict them, or they will make your life ****.

Virgo- Idk, read a book with them?

Libra- Be funny and natural.

Scorpio- Be RANDOM!

Sags- Like just about anybody. But you have to be fair, nice, funny, and pretty darn wild to hang with them.What would be the best way to approach each of the zodiac signs?
A Pisces would approach you if you did a magic trick while watching them every now and then using only your peripherals.What would be the best way to approach each of the zodiac signs?
capricorn: be funny and talkative but not too much just be chill
Not like a preconceived stereotype. No one can choose when they are born, making astrology just another form of discrimination. If each sign was a nationality instead, how would you approach them?

You can ignore astrology's bigotry but that does not make it go away.