Aries: thrash it, then realise they probably shouldn't have done that
Taurus: calmly leave the room and go to the bathroom, scream their heads off, reposture themselves and emerge their cool and collected selves again, pick up the phone and order a new computer.
Gemini: already had a back up saved anyway
Cancer: will not look at, speak to or use the computer for about a month, then use it again and start all over
Leo: "why did this happen to ME?" (I know, those are probably getting old... )
Virgo: will remember they had a back up, but be crushed when they realise that their weekly back up was only planned for tomorrow
Libra: will stay in denial about it. It'll all be okay, you'll see.
Scorpio: will ask their wiccan friend if they know any curses that work against computers, only to find out that wiccans apparently don't do curses and decides to go after the company that produced the computer.
Sagittarius: will not care, they were only playing a game on the computer. They were level 114, though, and didn't save their progress! Damn...
Capricorn: will prosecute the company for equipment failure and will expect a hefty sum for emotional damage from loss of the important data as well (it can have caused an entire empirium to go bankrupt! Any idea what that does to someone?)
Aquarius: will already have the data written down somewhere, but takes forever to find it because they forgot where it was. Then they realise that they can't read their own writing.
Pisces: nothing material is that important. I still have my health and well being. And the wise one has spoken ^^
Thank you ^^ *blush*
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What would each Zodiac sign do if their computer completely froze out of nowhere?Aries-WTF YO!
Taurus-What? (Puzzled)
Gemini-Crap i need to reboot this thing again,But i dont feel like it,Maybe latter,I had nothing better to do,But than again i had homework,Oh well.
Cancer-Awww,I was talking to my boyfriend on Facebook,Gotta Reboot NOW!
Leo-WHAT HOW DARE THIS COMPUTER FREEZE ON THE ALMIGHTY LEO!!! RESPECT!
Virgo-This is clearly a Error that needs to be adjusted with the proper tools of a Intelligent person.Now i most clearly Reboot this,In order for it to unfreeze.
Libra-The computer did not freeze,Its beauty turned it back on.
Scorpio-Iam going to tar this computer apart.
Sagittarius-Awww man,Oh well I have plenty of time to waste.
Capricorn-Such a Inconvenience,I was doing a Important project.My hardwork gone to WASTE WASTE WASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPLODES
Aquarius-I stink,Gonna take a shower.
Pisces-Baby Voice,Hey thats not very nice how dare you freeze on me when iam day dreaming.Virgo can you please help me,IIam stuck in la la land.
Aquarius; -Computer Freezes- *Breathes in, breathes out* "Alright." *Starts typing up a series of codes to start the computer back up. Muahahaha, %26gt;;D
Aries; -Computer Freezes- "What the-" *Starts smacking the side of the computer* "What the ****?! This mother ******* piece of ****! **** this ** *** **** **** ******! No!" *Turns into the hulk and throws the computer out of the window* "Take that you ******* *****! Yeah! *Stops* "That was extremely stupid." xP
Cancer; -Computer Freezes- *Tears start to form in their eyes* "Why me? Why do you hate me!?!?" *Mood-swing!* "Hmmm, I'm going to make myself a tuna sandwich...." %26gt;.%26lt;
Capricorn; -Computer Freezes- *Snaps* "Oh no you didn't girlfriend." ;D
Gemini; -Computer Freezes- "Whatever." *Rolls eyes, takes out phone, and starts texting everyone about their lame computer*
Libra; -Computer Freezes- "Oh my God, my life is so unfair. Why does everyone ha-" * Libra sees herself in a nearby mirror.* "Oh, hello sexy." *Starts fixing hair and make-up* xD
Leo; -Computer Freezes- *Pulls out phone and calls the computer company*
Leo-"I am suing you guys!"
Computer Company-"Why Leo?"
Leo-"Because my computer just froze!"
Computer Company-"Oh yeah, that's been happening a lot lately. All you have to do to reboot it is type in the code number-"
Leo-*Cuts off* "No, it's to late. You just insulted the king, and now our getting sued." *Hangs up.*
Computer Company- "WTF?!" ;D
Pisces; -Computer Freezes- *Busts out of day-dream* "What happened?" -__-
Sagittarius; -Computer Freezes- *Looks around, gets up, and does something else* xP
Scorpio; -Computer Freezes- "No, my porn!" *Starts hitting the computer screen* xD
Taurus; -Computer Freezes- *Stays calm* "I'll do my homework tomorrow...." *Yawns and goes to bed* xP
Virgo; -Computer Freezes- "What happened? My God, this is an abomina-" *Gets distracted* "Wow, this computer is dusty...." *Gets a feather duster, getting all the knock and crannies* xD
Roflmfao!What would each Zodiac sign do if their computer completely froze out of nowhere?
I would leave it like that for an hour and see if it fixes itself , and go do something else. If it doesn't I would turn it off and re install Windows and a good antivirus to make sure it doesn't happen again.
Swear. If you want to, I can make a list with all the zodiac signs and their different reactions, but they'll all boil down to swearing.
I wasn't aware that Zodiac signs even had or used computers.
omggg ill get sooo mad and irritated haha and if i was having a bad day ill probly cry lmao
turn it off and turn it back on...
Libras would probably find some way of compromising with it
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